Children cannot cease but find new ways to embarrass their parents. Alice, our 4-year-old, actually is not that bad but there was certainly, shall we say, a public incident, while on holidays. We were staying in this lovely old country house and we had got this great big inflatable pool out the back. The kids [...]
While on my holidays last month in France, I came across some humorous “Fringlish”. Check this out: It’s a brand of sugar, in a pink colour, called “Daddy”. That’s right you can buy your Sugar Daddy in France in a pink container. And then I came across the “Plate of Terror!” On one of my [...]
Some more gems from my three year old daughter: “You wouldn’t eat me Daddy. My head is too big to fit in your mouth.” To her Maman: “You’re my Best Mummy” (Does she have more than one mummy?) Related Posts:My daughter wants to be a Ninja!More Wisdom from a ToddlerThe Dinosaur TeapartyWisdom from a toddlerExtermalade, [...]
Alice (our 3-year old daughter) offers us her great wisdom: Don’t say “Bloody Hell”, say “Oh My God”. (last time) Related Posts:My daughter wants to be a Ninja!More Alice quotesThe Dinosaur TeapartyWisdom from a toddlerExtermalade, Extermalade, Extermalade!
Alice (our three year old daughter) has recently developed a love of dinosaurs and this is the result: (Sorry about the low quality, I snapped this with my mobile phone camera) Related Posts:My daughter wants to be a Ninja!More Alice quotesMore Wisdom from a ToddlerWisdom from a toddlerExtermalade, Extermalade, Extermalade!
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So there I was scrolling through the TV listings and I saw “Howling: New Moon Rising” on Zone Horror. I thought interesting title, maybe some sort of really bad werewolf movie… so I pulled up the blurb on the show and I discovered that it… wait for it… Related Posts:My daughter wants to be a [...]
Saw this article on BBC news with the title “Tea ‘healthier’ drink than water”! I’m a big tea drinker. I don’t drink coffee but I drink copious amounts of tea. My mug in work is about twice the size of a normal mug. However I always thought that tea, because it’s hot and full of [...]
I managed to take this photo of a strange occult ritual being performed in Dublin. Whats worse several Redbrick members were involved; duke, tomo, dshagins, dimples, p zircon and grimnar… I overheard mention of werewolves. We’re they trying to summon such a monster? Related Posts:Redbrick has an army?Alice the Rabbit goes into the Farmer’s HouseMaybe [...]